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Ankh Morpork
Our Patriarch
City Watch Guild
Spies Guild
Seamstress Guild
Death's Guide To Cyberspace
Luggage Gallery
Lost Souls Register
Editorial Staff
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We Promise To Serve, Protect & Run Away...
...The Citizens of Ankh Morpork can sleep soundly at night knowing that the City Watch is either moonlighting at Patrician's Palace, the Seamstress Guild House...And on the the odd occasion, we venture to Discworld...And The Luggage has a never ending supply of XXXX...
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...New Rules...
9. DEATH's Grimmy Reaper Brigade are not to practice on the Lost Souls of Ankh Morpork.
10. Wasting alcohol has now been declared a
hanging offence.
11. You have heard of murphy's law? In Ankh Morpork we operate under Az's law...it is always hiss fault... |
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The City Watch Has Decreed The Following Rules...
1. Breaking and Entering With Intent To Have Fun.
2. Lingering with Intent..to cross a road to get to the Patrician's Palace, The Wolf's Lair, The Seamstress Guild House or DEATH's Dominion.
4. Seamstress Guild House...no leaving the ...ahem..house without paying...minimum sentence...2 hours in the Dungeon...at the Madam's pleasure.
3. Being in Possession...of an offensive shirt.
4. Getting Your Act Together...a punishable offence.
6. No Unlicensed Thieving...unless instructed by The City Watch.
7. For Fear of a Coronary...brought on by a visit from Detritus, please visit The Mended Drum Weekly.
9. Nobody...and we mean ...nobody...walks out of The Drum.
8. Be caught while visiting The Mended Drum...free XXXX for enterprising thieves...give yourself up!!
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...Each of these men took the King's Shilling and swore an oath to defend the King's Peace...An oath, in fact, to the King...Yeah, but that was only....Aargh!
...The Fifth Elephant...
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...The City Watch Badge...
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...Enterprising Watch Members Needed...
...CITY WATCH NEEDS YOU!!...
...JOIN NOW...
...BECOME A MEMBER OF...
...THE WATCH HOUSE GUILD...
email: mztry@ankhmorpork.iwarp.com |
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